count the head lice on the highway...
I never fail to lose my stuff when someone screws up the lyrics to a popular song. It makes my day. I've heard some good ones, too. It always amazes me to see how out there sombody can twist the words without them stopping to question them. My brother - in - law always sings "Dirty Jean and the Thunder Chief." My wife still swears Mick Jagger and the Stones were "raised by two lesbians." Hell, I thought Bruce was singing about a bridge in disguise for almost 5 years. There are some good ones out there too. It's neat to someone sing Steve Miller's "Big 'Ol Chet and Lionel", or Jimmy "stepping on a pop tart."
I've heard derivatives of Mellencamp's Jack and Diane, "Changes come round real soon, make us swimming men." The Eagle's have been misunderstood many times as well. "What a nice surprise, when you're out of ice." Blind Melon had that problem in a few tunes also. "All I can do is pull some teeth or two." And the now standard CCR singalong "Bathroom on the Right." It always puts a smile on my face when I hear that one.