I never fail to lose my stuff when someone screws up the lyrics to a popular song. It makes my day. I've heard some good ones, too. It always amazes me to see how out there sombody can twist the words without them stopping to question them. My brother - in - law always sings "Dirty Jean and the Thunder Chief." My wife still swears Mick Jagger and the Stones were "raised by two lesbians." Hell, I thought Bruce was singing about a bridge in disguise for almost 5 years. There are some goo...

I never fail to lose my stuff when someone screws up the lyrics to a popular song. It makes my day. I've heard some good ones, too. It always amazes me to see how out there sombody can twist the words without them stopping to question them. My brother - in - law always sings "Dirty Jean and the Thunder Chief." My wife still swears Mick Jagger and the Stones were "raised by two lesbians." Hell, I thought Bruce was singing about a bridge in disguise for almost 5 years. There are some goo...

I was born in San Jose, California, to a sailor in the Navy and a WAVE. Both are proud Vietnam vets. When I was one, we moved to Norfolk, Virginia. My brother was born two years later, both of us having been conceived during the Thanksgiving week while my dad was back from sea. That same year we moved to Patuxtent River, Maryland where we lived for four more years. In 1980, my dad retired and we moved to Gassaway, West Virginia, to a 120 year old farm house on 76 acres, in the middle of...

I was born in San Jose, California, to a sailor in the Navy and a WAVE. Both are proud Vietnam vets. When I was one, we moved to Norfolk, Virginia. My brother was born two years later, both of us having been conceived during the Thanksgiving week while my dad was back from sea. That same year we moved to Patuxtent River, Maryland where we lived for four more years. In 1980, my dad retired and we moved to Gassaway, West Virginia, to a 120 year old farm house on 76 acres, in the middle of...

I woke up this morning at 6:45 a.m. It should have been 6:30, but it wasn't my fault, the alarm clock has a snooze feature. It works well. I put on my clothes from the day before because they still smelled of fabric softener and weren't very wrinkled. It's amazing the strides attained in laundry science, isn't it? I sauntered into the bathroom because I've never really tried to saunter, but I saw it once in a western book, maybe a Louis L'Amour book. It worked and I found a razor. It di...

I woke up this morning at 6:45 a.m. It should have been 6:30, but it wasn't my fault, the alarm clock has a snooze feature. It works well. I put on my clothes from the day before because they still smelled of fabric softener and weren't very wrinkled. It's amazing the strides attained in laundry science, isn't it? I sauntered into the bathroom because I've never really tried to saunter, but I saw it once in a western book, maybe a Louis L'Amour book. It worked and I found a razor. It di...