I've been gone awhile, deprogramming, minding my own bidness, and just chillin', yo.  Letting my hair grow long, sporting my little pirate goatee.  Got a bit more grey in it, kinda diggin' it.  Just living life, finally got through my mourning, only to start up again, because our country has died and you killed it.     You know of whom I speak.  The hippies, burdened with the guilt of being children of parents who wouldn't let black folks ...

Yesterday I was perusing the aisles of my local Home Depot, looking for some sundry items for my job. I passed a section of the store containing power generators, pamphlets and a video describing the newest, latest and greatest home generator system. The voice on the video was talking about how comfortable you would be while your neighbors would be wallowing in their own filth, surrounded by heaps of rotting meat and food from a powerless refrigerator or freezer, sweating, freezing, out of ...

Hello, dear reader, it's been awhile. That's been entirely my fault and I accept full responsibility for the lack of my own. I noticed I haven't kept in touch in about seven months and that isn't good. I've missed my catharsis, my release, my joy at creating something of my own doing. I've needed that, especially these past months, believe me. I promise not to shirk my responsibilty to my vast audience of readers, many of whom have been on pins and needles since my departure in early sp...

Alright, so the title may be a little misleading, but there may be some merit to it. Obesity has been on the rise since the inception of this country, but only recently (the last twenty years) has it reached pandemic status. Think about that for a moment. More and more jobs have been sent overseas, labor intensive jobs, work that actually made a person break a sweat. We've begun this gradual progression from an industrial, manufacturing entity to wait staff, trading steel toed boots for ...

According to an A.P. story released today, the Justice Department called blacks and hispanics stupid because a higher percentage did not pass a mathematics exam as part of the National Police Officer Test than did white test takers. Now, my question to you is, what type of math is on this exam for minorities not to pass? Having briefly been part of law enforcement whilst being employed in the Navy, I don't recall any math. Numbers, yes, math, no. DUI numbers, 10 codes, and the abili...

Step back for a moment. Take in all you can of this case. Breathe deeply the thick and heavy smell of fear and death and anticipation and victory. Listen to the marching of the army ants of life and death. Watch the scurrying about of the messengers and the creeping about of the harbingers. What you are witnessing is the culmination of decades upon decades of propaganda, education, brainwashing, ego, secularism, and socialism. This is the end effect brought on by people who believe we a...

I'm listening to Van Morrison, "Tupelo Honey", and reading some of the stuff on the site. My wife's been gone for a week now, visiting family. I've been working, that's what I do. Not much for vacation, I tend to get antsy if I'm not working. Every time she leaves it hurts more when she goes. We've been married now for almost seven years, known each other for almost 9. For those of you in love, or have been, I have a few questions, so please bear me out if you will. 1. Do you still ...

In less than twenty four hours Terri Schindler (Schiavo) will begin her long, lonely, painful journey from this hell called earth. Much credit must be given to her evil, heartless, selfish and dangerous husband, Michael for this. As early as one o'clock tomorrow afternoon, her husband will allow her feeding tube to be removed, thereby starting the process of starvation and dehydration. During an interview on national television, Michael stated that she would not be starved, just denied nut...

Social Security is going to fail. There is no reason not to think that a government program won't. It's a simple and well proven law of the universe. This will become the S&L scandal of the younger generation, mark my words. And I don't want a damn thing to do with it. Allowed to continue on its current path, the collapse of this entitlement program will have more drastic consequences than a meteor hitting Hollywood. And I pray for it. Actually I pray for both. Social Security was or...

I can't help but be amused by the post election meltdown occurring around the country.The homophobic, xenophobic, SKS toting, catalytic converter hating, bible thumping, high school educated, child rearing, non-union, white, simpleminded, welfare recipients came out in droves to stop what could only benefit them in order to help the evil rich folks in their scheme to collect all the money they so treacherously stole. Are you really that stupid? I am personally antiauthoritarian. I desp...

I have emerged from my period of mourning and susequent depression to become my old curmudgeonly self once again. I have witnessed many rather moronic, selfish, discourteous acts in these last three months only to ignore or blankly acknowledge them. That time has ended. I'm back, bitches! With a vengeance I shall describe and discuss and humiliate and poke fun at these creatures off lesser abilites to the best of my abilities. And it starts now. Driver's education. Major reform nee...

The 2004 Presedential election is the bane of my musical existence, or at the least it has awakened me to the hatred and fear that not only permeates Hollywood but has surfaced in the music industry. I stumbled on a story not long after seeing one of my guitar heroes, John Fogerty, playing for Kerry. It broke my heart to see this man of principles prostituting himself to an audience of weak- minded, limp-wristed, dope-smoking pansies. It turned my stomach. It did. Now the movement ha...

I know what the problem is with the civilized world. Fear. Fear to judge. Fear to judge other people for their shortcomings. Civilization and civil law is created on judgement. Now, judgement is wrong. Who's to say what is right or wrong? Well, we are. Judgement serves a purpose and serves it well. Stealing a kettle full of coins during Christmas season is wrong, but maybe the thief needed it more. Who's to say? Narcotics are highly addictive, but maybe that woman falling aslee...

I think I miss my youth. I got drunk for the first time when I was 12. My uncle, my mom's little brother, let me buy my own beer to drink. I bought Miller of some sort. I killed the six pack and a couple shots of Jacque Daniels and the next two months became a dream. It took me eight years to drink a beer again. I feel like I'm dreaming again now. My wife took a week off to see her family, well earned after the last month (read my last article). When she did, the world tilted on s...